"I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I am not."

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

The murderer of my heart. Where art thou?




We as a group, went on a bike ride to Banjara Hills and spent a day roaming in the surroundings.We belong to the fastrack batch.

Sunday, August 14, 2011

Mantal world


My second demo for Peta India was awesome and even better than the first one because I experienced so many new things this time around.The above pic shows a snapshot of the demo which was organized by Peta's campaigner Bhuvaneshwari Gupta.It was for the occasion of Independence day which comes on the 15th of this month. The demo was to generate awareness among people to adopt our own Indian dogs and never buy from pet stores.If you buy a bred foreign dog from a pet store, it means you are leaving our own Indian dogs to suffer on the streets.The street dog menace would come to an end if everybody starts adopting these dogs after spaying them instead of buying.The volunteers in the above picture are, From left: Anusha, Abhishek( me, of course in the dog costume) and Gaurav. Manpreet Singh was the photographer. I got to speak to the media (Zee tv) for the first time ever and it turned out to be an unforgettable experience.

Friday, August 5, 2011

Jiggaallyy Puff Jiggalyy..


Day before yesterday's DI class made me panic about my life and it made me realize how big a moron I am.Yeah, if you've seen the movie F.A.L.T.U or read the Holy book of the morons called Horn Ok Please , you might get an idea what I am talking about and feel about.May be the only way left to choose, as Rajinikant infamously said is , the Highway.So, I should not be working under anybody, but should be above a set of morons,perhaps.But I don't have the leadership skills to lead even a group of morons, so it is best to leave it to some god-dammit moron to choose my fate and I would thump my feet on the ground and yell " Heil my Fuhrer !!" like the Nazi's did in the vicinity of the brutal, Adolf Hitler.Maybe entrepreneurs are morons and that is why they choose not to work under anybody or maybe they are very intelligent humans.Has to be one of the two.Mediocre fuckers are the worst people on the face of the earth.They do nothing.Morons atleast cause trouble or are busy getting confused.They also think very less."Think" is simply out of their dictionary.
So our army of morons is all set to rule over the planet.Oh, just found out that the Apes are already ruling.No problem, we can get the shit out of our college, at least.Imagine us walking like devils from Hell, in black clothes and setting other morons minds to "Think" what could probably be the idea behind this.The Fastrack Batch is ready to roar the hell out of you.Our ancestors had descended from planet Mars and we are their off springs, lost here, among a group of uncivilized intelligent humans, the last time they visited Planet Earth.Yes, we the morons have evolved from the Aliens and not Apes.Our IQ is too low and we are proud of it.
I have understood that this earthling life is not my forte.I was born to do something else on Planet Mars but blame those moronic little aliens who forgot to take us back.Now we suffer among the humans silently, not letting them know the hidden truth and trying to conquer Planet earth.Yes, all the entrepreneurs are Aliens (Martians) and the employers are Earthlings.* Evil Laugh* .
Maybe that's why female humans couldn't understand my love for them and when I started being my true self, they showed me the exit.MY WAY,THE HIGHWAY.I lately stopped understanding their language as well.It seems they are talking in some foreign language or were abusing me.I thought over it.Sweated a lot, but could decipher it.I couldn't care less for now I've realized that female humans don't fall in love with male Morons, how ever hard they try and bear certain Earthly language from Yo Mama who does not know that I don't understand her language.Yo Mama,so ugly that her face broke when she saw her reflection in the mirror. Didn't make sense? I didn't mean to, because only morons can understand this text and it's only for them. So Earthlings please "OUT !!"

FYI Jiggly Puff from Pokemon was one of the aliens too and see how it can send all the Earthling's to sleep and rule over Planet Earth.. Hahaha .. hehehe Morons rule !!