Hail Indian Cinema

Why do Indian film-makers make such crap movies and waste the time & money of people who go and watch them for relaxing or to get some information out of them but instead get literally mind-fucked.Why don't the directors just shut their crap-hole up and stop making business out of cinema and ruin peoples lives.Movies do have impact on the viewers and when they make such bloody movies you can't expect the audiences to get anything out of it and in return take some load of its crap in their minds.It's been ages since we have been watching the same kind of movies.Come-on how long do we need to keep watching the same old stories with a slight change just for the sake of the hero or the heroine starring in it.People who are ready to go for their Demi-God's shit with open hands are sickly infatuated by them and should get a life.

Directors and producers may complain that if they go ahead and make an out-of-routine movie the theaters will run empty.That itself clearly indicates that Indian Cinema is nothing but a form of business and we need to turn our ass against them.I am tired of those never-ending love stories with a hero trying to impress the heroine by kicking some helpless villain's butt, even though the villain looks hundred times larger and stronger than the Hero.I find it funny when the crowd finds it amusing and starts whistling at such scenes.I enjoy those moments by smirking at the Hero who is making a clown of himself and pity the audiences for their choice.I and the producers have the last laugh.

Does the problem lie in the audiences or the movie-makers.I believe it is with both of them.If people stop going to such movies, nobody would be making them.The producers are lucky to have such amateur audiences who,like kids,jump at the sign of a chocolate.They throng the theaters a day in advance and stand in long queues and some pay the extra amount and manage to get them.When there is so much of money involved, which mindless idiot will stop making movies.The other day, when I went to a theater to catch a movie, I met two of my old school friends who came to get tickets for a movie called Teen Maar (I actually hate calling it a movie) and to my surprise they were still waiting when I came out in the interval.That's the typical Indian audience.Anything and everything for the two C's (Cinemas & Cricket).But I am happy for the rest of them who know the taste of real cinema and glad for some who realized that infatuation for an actor doesn't mean appreciating a movie in the real sense.

Today, I read an article in the newspaper which said that the Rambo Circus which was running for a couple of months in my city, almost ran empty even though it had the first fully air-conditioned tent.The 3,000 seating capacity could attract only 40 people which included only a handful of kids among them.People change with time and I hope, it would come true in the case of Indian Cinema too.

P.S. -The reason for writing this article is the after-effect of watching the movie Teen-Maar.Thank you Jayanth C Paranji and thank you Pawan Kalyan for disappointing me once again.